Welcome to the concrete jungle.

You’ll begin to feel like it’s home when you:

• Rush into or out of a subway and getting stuck in the door.
• Encounter a rat.
• Crying on the subway.
• Lose sleep over your prewar building’s radiator causing pipe banging.
• Experience indefinitely delayed subways. (Bonus points if a train pulls up and leaves without the doors opening.)
• Can accurately map what train line someone lives near based on their address.
• Cross the street when the light is green.
• Realize that MTA = Might Take Awhile.