A few humorous moments from Brandon Sanderson’s Shadows of Self that had me laughing:
The chap’s face was so pointy, you could have used it to plow a field.
Proper loafing requires company. One man lying about is being idle, two men lying about is a lunch break.
Your grasp of the language is startling – considering how you so frequently brutalize it. Ain’t nobody what knows the cow better than the butcher.