A sick man walked into a doctor’s office, “Can you give me a bandaid?“

“Sure, here’s one.”

He returned two days later.

“Can you give me a crutch?“

“Sure, here’s one.”

The next day he returned.

“Can you give me a wheelchair?”

He said, “Sure, here’s one.”

The next time the man came he said, “Can you give me a ventilator?”

The doctor said, “No. If I do, the next time you come you’ll be asking for a coffin.

Why are you asking for things instead of asking for my help. I am a doctor. I am the great physician.”